Conversations with a 3 Year Old

This blog is getting way to depressing. To lighten it up here is a conversation I had this morning with my 3 year old.

Him - It's time to go Mom
Me - I'm the boss and when I'm ready I'll let you know!
Him - No, I'm the boss and I will tell you when you are ready.
Me - (having gone through conversations like this before decides to switch tactics) Ok, you're the bosss. That means you need to do my work so go get to it.
Him - I don't know where you're work is.
Me - First go clean the kitchen. Then you can clean the bathroom.
Him - laughs a little like, "You're crazy mom".
Me - And then you can go start the laundry.
Him - *As he walks away* No, I'm not the boss.

Finally! A win for mom!

Matt-Matts sayings....

Matthew keeps us all in stitches (or tears) any given moment of the day. Here's a few things from the last couple of days:

I'm feeling sniffy mommy (then demonstrates breathing hard through his nose).
Put your muscles up! (meaning "dukes")
It's not your life Jack, it's MY life!
Mommy, are you Jack's boss? JACK, Mommy's YOUR BOSS!
While jumping rope: "Cinderella dressed in yella went upstairs to kiss a fella".