Conversations with a 3 Year Old

This blog is getting way to depressing. To lighten it up here is a conversation I had this morning with my 3 year old.

Him - It's time to go Mom
Me - I'm the boss and when I'm ready I'll let you know!
Him - No, I'm the boss and I will tell you when you are ready.
Me - (having gone through conversations like this before decides to switch tactics) Ok, you're the bosss. That means you need to do my work so go get to it.
Him - I don't know where you're work is.
Me - First go clean the kitchen. Then you can clean the bathroom.
Him - laughs a little like, "You're crazy mom".
Me - And then you can go start the laundry.
Him - *As he walks away* No, I'm not the boss.

Finally! A win for mom!